Thursday, March 12, 2015

I Try To Ram Her Into The Ground

I heard a DJ this afternoon talking about an interview with Julia Roberts. She was asked what rock song described her and she used one of my favorite lyrics from Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road." Because I don't know about you, but when I think of Julia Roberts, the first thing I think is "You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright." Gurl...please...<insert teeth suck & eye roll here>

If I ever see her walking down the street, I'm going to punch her straight in her lady junk then I'm going to put gum in her hair. I don't think she has any misconceptions about how she looks.

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